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FEAR NOTHING.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAngry Troll\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e wasn’t built to play nice. It was engineered for hitters who step into the box looking to do damage—and expect their bat to deliver the power, control, and confidence to make it happen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIts \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12.5-inch barrel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e packs an oversized sweet spot into a compact, responsive profile, giving you a massive hitting surface without sacrificing barrel control. A \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.5 oz endload\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e adds concentrated power through the zone, helping generate the heavy barrel momentum needed to drive the ball with authority.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt its core is Short Porch’s \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDual Distribution Technology (DDT)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. This advanced weighting system strategically distributes mass throughout the bat to create a smoother transition, better control, and devastating force at contact. You get the benefit of an endloaded power bat without a sluggish or unbalanced feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2-piece Aramid construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is built for strength, responsiveness, and performance. Its \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ezero-flex handle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e creates an incredibly solid connection between your hands and the barrel, while eliminating unwanted vibration and sting. The result is a firm, confident feel—even when contact isn’t perfect.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePowerful. Controlled. Unforgiving.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Angry Troll is made for players who don’t just want to reach the fence—they want to make the entire field nervous.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e12.5-inch barrel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOversized sweet spot\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2-piece Aramid construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.5 oz endload\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDual Distribution Technology (DDT)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eZero-flex handle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eZero vibration\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUSSSA, NSA, ISA Certified \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in 25.5 oz, 26.5 oz and 27.5 oz\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnleash the Angry Troll.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Short Porch","offers":[{"title":"25.5 oz","offer_id":55867157413961,"sku":"bssusaat-25.5","price":239.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"26.5 oz","offer_id":55867157446729,"sku":"bssusaat-26.5","price":239.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"27.5 oz","offer_id":55867157479497,"sku":"bssusaat-27.5","price":239.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/8559\/4441\/files\/ChatGPTImageAug3_2026_02_23_08PM_1a210915-3907-4c45-9b49-9a6cbd55cbb7.png?v=1785781553","url":"https:\/\/www.shortporchbaseballcompany.com\/products\/angry-troll-short-porch-senior-slow-pitch-ddt-softball-bat-2-piece-12-5-piece","provider":"Short Porch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}