{"product_id":"drunken-softballer-short-porch-usssa-slow-pitch-softball-bat-1-piece-13-in-barrel","title":"Drunken Softballer - Short Porch USSSA Slow Pitch Softball Bat - 1-piece \/ 13 in barrel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e** To activate your 180-day bat warranty **\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e---\u0026gt; You MUST register your bat within 30 days of purchase \u0026lt;---\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e(the warranty registration card will be attached to the bat)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e----------------------------------------------------------------------------\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e SHORT PORCH DRUNKEN SOFTBALLER — USSSA SHOWPIECE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEVEN HAMMERED, I STILL HIT IT. 🍺💣\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeet the Drunken Softballer — built for the player who may not always make the best decisions, but still knows how to send one over the fence.\u003cbr\u003eThis USSSA Showpiece brings the party to the field with a 13\" barrel, .5 oz end load, and Aramid composite construction. The added end load gives hitters a little extra mass through the zone for that satisfying, powerful swing when it's time to quit talking and start dropping bombs.\u003cbr\u003eThe artwork is loud, ridiculous, and unapologetically Short Porch. But underneath all that personality is a bat built to perform.\u003cbr\u003eSPECS\u003cbr\u003eUSSSA Showpiece\u003cbr\u003e13\" Barrel\u003cbr\u003e.5 oz End Load\u003cbr\u003eAramid Composite Construction\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for serious pop and not-so-serious softball players\u003cbr\u003eGOOD BATS. COLD DRINKS. BIGGER BOMBS.\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're the first one at the field or the last one to leave the parking lot, the Drunken Softballer was made for players who know softball is supposed to be fun.\u003cbr\u003eEVEN HAMMERED, I STILL HIT IT. 💣\u003cbr\u003eShort Porch Baseball Company\u003cbr\u003eSerious performance. Not-so-serious players.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Short Porch","offers":[{"title":"25 oz","offer_id":56139219009609,"sku":"busssads-25","price":299.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"26 oz","offer_id":56139219042377,"sku":"busssads-26","price":299.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"27 oz","offer_id":56139219075145,"sku":"busssads-27","price":299.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0591\/8559\/4441\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_fb5f8f59-724a-485b-a1a5-a706d66d01d9.jpg?v=1790100144","url":"https:\/\/www.shortporchbaseballcompany.com\/products\/drunken-softballer-short-porch-usssa-slow-pitch-softball-bat-1-piece-13-in-barrel","provider":"Short Porch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}