Drunken Softballer - Short Porch USSSA Slow Pitch Softball Bat - 1-piece / 13 in barrel

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 SHORT PORCH DRUNKEN SOFTBALLER — USSSA SHOWPIECE

EVEN HAMMERED, I STILL HIT IT. 🍺💣

Meet the Drunken Softballer — built for the player who may not always make the best decisions, but still knows how to send one over the fence.
This USSSA Showpiece brings the party to the field with a 13" barrel, .5 oz end load, and Aramid composite construction. The added end load gives hitters a little extra mass through the zone for that satisfying, powerful swing when it's time to quit talking and start dropping bombs.
The artwork is loud, ridiculous, and unapologetically Short Porch. But underneath all that personality is a bat built to perform.
SPECS
USSSA Showpiece
13" Barrel
.5 oz End Load
Aramid Composite Construction
Designed for serious pop and not-so-serious softball players
GOOD BATS. COLD DRINKS. BIGGER BOMBS.
Whether you're the first one at the field or the last one to leave the parking lot, the Drunken Softballer was made for players who know softball is supposed to be fun.
EVEN HAMMERED, I STILL HIT IT. 💣
Short Porch Baseball Company
Serious performance. Not-so-serious players.